proud of it, bitches.
miraculoustang:



Anonymous said





how bout terezi lookin snazzy in a suit and karkat lookin kawaii in a frilly dress



HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

miraculoustang:

how bout terezi lookin snazzy in a suit and karkat lookin kawaii in a frilly dress
HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonyme

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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undeadwill88:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

this needs more notes

What happens when Gordon Ramsey teaches Arthur Kirkland how to cook
Gordon: Hello sir, god I can't even begin to describe how honored I am to be teaching my country how to cook
Arthur: Oh please, I'm honored to have such a famous chef teach me. And this is my boyfriend, Alfred, or America, whichever you prefer
Alfred: Yo. I'm here for moral support
Gordon: Why would Mr. Kirkland need it?
Alfred: what? No it's for you, dude
Gordon: what
Alfred: what
*Later*
Gordon: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT ON THE UNDERSIDE OF THE CEILING FAN
Arthur: DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME
Alfred: why did we decide to do this in my kitchen
Gordon: I TOLD YOU TO CREAM THE BUTTER NOT SLING IT ACROSS THE BLOODY ROOM
Arthur: IT DID THAT BY ITSELF
Gordon: DID THE FILET JUST DECIDED TO BURN ITSELF TO ASH AS WELL
Arthur: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF SOMETHING MR. RAMSEY
Gordon: THE WATER IS BURNING
Arthur: IT IS NOT
Gordon: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
Arthur: SHUT UP
Gordon: ITS LIKE WATCHING THE APOCALYPSE, OR A TRAIN WRECK, OH MY DAYS I HAVE SEEN RAGNAROK
Arthur: I SAID SHUT UP
Gordon: I WOULDNT SERVE THIS SHIT TO SOMEONE I HATED
Arthur: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP
Alfred: I'm never gonna get those stains off my wall

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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puddingpox:

Mew Ichigo!!

puddingpox:

Mew Ichigo!!

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

that’s my secret cap

i headcanon everyone as bisexual

Four times we wanted to wrap Sam in a blanket, cuddle him and sing him to sleep. 

anangelandhistractor:

austere-fallen-angel:

squided:

are you fucking shitting me right now.

I never know what’s gonna be at the bottom like seriously there are about a hundred different versions of this and this is the one that makes me most upset

^^^^^THIS

frustration-squared:

stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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I hate this website

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs